people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
(Source: pleatedjeans)
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.